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Theological Theories
My Cajun
friend's theory is that Jesus was a Cajun
because:
1. He
liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own
wine.
3. He wasn't afraid of water.
My black friend
believed that Jesus was Black because:
1. He called everyone
"brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair
trial.
My Jewish friend had good arguments why Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived
at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and
his
mother was sure he was God.
My Italian friend also
had good arguments w hy Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with
his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive
oil
My California friends argued that Jesus was a
Californian because:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked
around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new
religion.
My Irish friend then gave his arguments why Jesus
was
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was
always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But
Tami had the most compelling evidence that Jesus
was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch
of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was
dead, he had to get up because
there was more work to
do. |
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